MEDIA! Quotes from playoff teams

July 13 2020, 9:30 PM



Posts: 1
Team: Yolo Snipers

Hi OHA so I do media now or at least this one time I am doing it. I had fire ask for PMs so I could put these quotes together I'll throw my own quote on these teams. Some of you didnt even pm me so if you didnt give me a quote dont complain about what I made up for your team. Also when a commissioner asks you to do something you should probably do it so all who responded to make this possible thank you those that didnt can just ff their series away. (Shoutout toxic)

Cure reborn vs. Toxic

Curse: “We’re a decent team and I think we can go far in playoffs if we keep our head down and do what we do best”


“Best of luck to (insert team name.) I know they have a couple decent personalities so it’ll be a fun series”

*wanted to include a note these guys have a great sense of humor so thanks for indulging me boys.

Toxic said: nothing so I'll have to very aggressively ask you to lick my left nut

Faygo vs. FF kings

Faygo : "we’re good 👁lips👁"

Then said: “what team we playing never heard of those kids”

FF kings : "Free Adots"

"As a Juggalo myself, I don’t care much for Blueberry Faygo, so they don’t intimidate me. If they were named Root Beer Faygo, I’d be afraid, because Root Beer Faygo is overwhelmingly dominant. Simply put, Blueberry Faygo is inferior."

Red deer vs Chicago

Red deer: (they put it all in one quote) "

ok so depth wise i think we have more than last yr. 7 ppl 20+ goals if we stay disciplined we wi this serious if we fall into undisciplined habits we lose this series if our goaltending doesn't step up. as for them very limited threats but they took advantage of their opportunities crashing the net. i'm not predicting a series that is your job lol

Chicago: "With my team this season i think we can Have a battle Against Red Dear, We beat them by 2 last time we played them, so theres no doubt in my mind that we can beat them in round 1! They have a solid core and arnt a team to messa round with. They have Great D and a steller G. But i think we can stop them in Round 1!"

Evil empire vs Greyhounds

So first off both of you losers didnt pm me so now I'm just gonna RIP both teams to shreds here. You guys are both shitters for not partaking in the fun activity and instead of just licking my left nut I'm gonna drag my asshole across both of your faces. Now with that out of the way obviously the greyhounds and curse had some bad blood with that being said dont be a loser and participate in media next time. I will also give a prediction. Because of the bad blood grey hounds get wrecked also my boy sportsgod and sabby are on evil empire so they can skip the ass hole dragging. Grey hounds are awful and are lucky they even made playoffs. Lick my taint go empire even though they didnt send a quote to me either.

So again thank you for reading this I put it together very quickly but I hope I get some laughs. In this round i have curse, faygo red deer and empire winning I wish you all good luck unless you didnt answer me, if you didnt fuck you and ya moms a hoe!


July 13 2020, 9:34 PM



Posts: 1
Team: Free Agent

#CurseAreMargosChampionAndDaddy

July 14 2020, 11:11 AM



Posts: 8
Team: Toxic Hockey

I didn't even get a pm :(


But Curse is getting beat by Toxic no question.